27 7 / 2014

The lake is so pretty

27 7 / 2014

vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

(via perksofbeingfunny)

27 7 / 2014

(via pizza)

27 7 / 2014

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via beyoncevevo)

27 7 / 2014

phanphanphan:

when i say i’m an introvert i don’t mean that i’m ‘just a poetic soul so romantically alone woe is me’ i mean that i actually hate people and i hate myself for hating people

(via phanphanphan)

27 7 / 2014

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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26 7 / 2014

(Source: marvelmovies, via bastille)

26 7 / 2014

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

(via heliolisk)

26 7 / 2014

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

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Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

(via hotboyproblems)

26 7 / 2014

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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